This is sure some fun, Bruce.
What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile?
Christian Bale Share: What's the difference between Robbin and a black man? Just ice. Share: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Because Batman doesnt want to get shot. I'll learn to read that book of nature yet!
For once, Batman, let's follow her. Why can't I get it? Their masks didn't cover mouth and nose.
We can live with those. Share: What do you call Batman when he skips church? Robin, get in the car.
They have strict licensing laws in this country. Christian Bale. That's the keystone to all law and order.
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What's the use of learning French anyway? I'm light enough. Christian Bail.
The Penguin and I have a score to settle. The dark night rises. Rovin ice Share: What happens when batman takes viagra? Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life.
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Share: Why does Batman only wear dark colors? That was our closest call ever!
It ill befits any of us to become to confident. You owe your life to dental hygiene. It's false.
Alfred replied with, "what's a htub sir? No, I think they plan something really big.
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The retro-rockets would burn up the course for a hundred yards. Part of our heritage is the lure of living things, the storybook of nature. The rings of Saturn! Peanut butter sandwiches it is.
Penguin's 'terrific chow' is hardly within the budget of the average worker. Batman can go inside a store without Robin Share: What do you call it when Batman skips church? Share: What do you get when Batman leaves church early? Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :- Share: Auto-correct walks into a bar Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth! A: Get in the batmobile.
Share: Why did Batman never take down a Chinese mastermind? A restaurant with such terrific chow turning out to be a mere front for some criminal scheme.
Belgravia's such a small country. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got upvotes yayyyyyy.
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Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised. If more people practiced them, someday we might have a chance for real communication with our feathered friends. Share: Rubber bullets are like Batman They won't kill you, but you'll probably be disfigured for life after encountering one.
Batman: No you. The answer robni the question, instead of being a normal punch line is something that Batman could reasonably have said to Robin assuming that Batman was being a bit of a jerk to Robin. Or worse.
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We must abide by it. Both hands on the Bat-rope.
Batman Lecturing Robin Robin: "Let's go! Same Bat channel. Same Bat time. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Christian Bail Share: What's it called when Batman ditches church?